Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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