To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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