ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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