oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
