My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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