I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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