dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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