hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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