Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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