i permit you to call me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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