i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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