So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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