hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You ruined the universe
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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