no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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