My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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