So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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