hell yes lets make some ravioli
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Quick, to the slutcave!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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