We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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