I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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