Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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