What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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