every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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