Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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