so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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