your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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