she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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