If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Are my feet made of real feet?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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