he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
smell my finger.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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