Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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