Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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