Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize