"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
