belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
false alarm, still single
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