we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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