Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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