Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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