Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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