normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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