If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Will exercising make me less horny?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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