He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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