Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize