your thong is hanging out like whoa
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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