This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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