Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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