Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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