you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The beer is more important than you right now.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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