How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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