you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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