It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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