you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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