whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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