Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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