im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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