Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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