is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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